This is my FIRST blog (yeah right)

Okay so...all who know me know that this isn't my first go round and probably won't be my last...let's start by saying that a LOT has transpired since I last blogged on my MySpace or Facebook pages (about a year and a half actually) and well with this I know I'll at least get some of these weirdo thoughts out of my head...such as but not including....I wonder what would happen if I touched my balls in a buffet restaurant then went to go get more food...you know the normal stuff. I will say this gets to be a bit therapeutic after a while and will remain the outlet of my most evil, weird or evil AND weird thoughts! heheh For now I shall let you figure out what I'm doing now but I will give you a hint...me...my fiancee...and a game of Strip Candy Land...Nuff Said